On the 12th day of Christmas, Men In Blazers gave to me...

12 wanker signs
11 surly ravens
10 forwards diving
9 lady physios
8 ruptured parts
7 cans of Boddies
6 shots off Crossbar
5 Golden Goals!
4 Von Trapps
3 wafers
2 telegrams
And a patch on my blazer for me!