Crossbar

A regular performer in international matches, week in and week out. Also referred to as "woodwork."

Michael is often anthropomorphic and says, "Oh, Crossbar ... he had a great game!"

Roger thinks crossbar was born to a GI dad in Germany in the 1990's (see 11/17/2011 pod) because of how well he plays for Jürgen Klinsmann's Von Trapps.