Born+Into+It

A video created by ESPN featuring two proper football fans living on either side of Manchester, England.

Roger found and posted it on Facebook on 12/07/2012, right before the Manchester United vs Manchester City derby on 12/09/2012, saying, "This is brilliant. ESPN get English swears on air in this Manchester football ad that resembles a certain hip hop video we have come to love..."
 * Original video (YouTube)
 * Video, with definitions (YouTube)

List of words, in order (usually prefaced with "right" or "proper"):
 * fake - a person who appears otherwise than he/she actually is
 * moppet - a foolish person
 * git - an absent-minded or naive person
 * divvy - a stupid person, a simpleton
 * minger - an unattractive or malodorous person
 * billy-no-mates - someone without friends
 * fit bird - a hot/attractive woman
 * sitting on his tod - on his own; alone
 * plonker - an absent-minded, or naive person. A person prone to making mistakes.