David+Beckham

Ex-favorite English player in an MLS.
 * Rejuvenated an MLS and the LA fashion scene.
 * Known for falling to his knees and looking skyward for a photo op during the 2012 MLS Cup match, for a penalty he didn't take but will be known for henceforth.
 * Pejoratively referred to as "Goldenballs" or "Le Spice Boy."
 * The Betty White of Football (from the 1/27/13 pod), because he'll just keep moving on to smaller and smaller clubs and perform less and less.