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Also known as Kolo Toure, a former Manchester City player who claimed to be a used car salesman while having an affair for 2 years. (source: Mirror.co.uk)

On July 2, 2013 "Franciois" signed with Liverpool F.C. for what is hoped as a precursor to launching "Being Liverpool 2: Electric Boogalo"

A parody twitter account, [|Kolo Toure Facts] was started on August 21, 2013. It would appear Kolo Toure and Chuck Norris share numerous similarities. Kolo's official twitter account is [|here]