Wanker+Sign

The gesticulation of the future, or inappropriate gesture given to opposing sides and players.
 * When given as a single-fisted sign, it's meant to be a substitute for actually calling someone a wanker.
 * When given as a double-fisted sign, it's meant as the ultimate insult.
 * And then there's this lad, who turns out to be an actual wanker and is escorted off the field. (source: MenInBlazers.com)
 * Not generally used just outside of Portland, OR, at Wanker's Corner Saloon.

How to:
 * Pretend to be holding something cucumber sized
 * Make a jerking motion
 * Have an aggressive face

Usage: Sticks and stones may break my bones but wanker signs will never hurt me. From [|December 12, 2011].

Discussed in pod on [|November 9, 2011].