Downton+Abbey-EPL+Translator

A translation of major characters in Downton Abbey to their appropriate teams in the English Premier League.
 * Full list (Grantland)

Notable additions from Facebook included (source):
 * Patrick Gordon" (The Burned Man) = Blackpool. Shows up briefly and leaves everyone wondering what the hell was that all about.
 * Mr Paumuk (the Turk) = Derby County. Arrives at the Abbey with great fanfare, only to prove the worst guest ever.
 * Lavinia Swire = Blackburn. Fit in somewhat to the life of Downton, but ultimately is relegated.