Talls+vs+Smalls

The best football to watch, according to MiB.
 * Talls are exemplified by players like Peter Crouch.
 * Smalls are personified by players like Juan Mata.

Further qualification comes in terms of the size of their bum.
 * Big bottom smalls - represented by the entire team from Brentford.
 * Small bottom smalls - typified by players like Oscar.

And then there's just big.
 * Big everything big or BEB - represented by [|Gary Taylor-Fletcher].

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