Fernando+Torres

Divisive forward who Michael believes is always on the verge of coming back. Roger finds him as sad as a seal about to be clubbed. The Men In Blazers once had a punch up live on air in their Sirius show about his future. When he scores, MIB will often celebrate by playing ABBA's Fernando on SiriusXM.  His last name, Torres, is Spanish for Gervinho, meaning to finish poorly.  After a broken nose suffered in a Europa League match against Steaua Bucharest, Torres saw the opportunity to take an extended holiday and hired Abby Wambach to play in his stead, disguised only by a mask. The ruse was quickly discovered when Wambach scored three goals against Rubin Kazan in the subsequent round.  